What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 04:11
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
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Octopussy
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.